at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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