i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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