i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We left the knife in your bed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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