haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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