as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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