she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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