THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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