He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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