I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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