with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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