fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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