your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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