OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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