All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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