I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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