he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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