I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
