Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize