Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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