Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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