i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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