But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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