This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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