How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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