So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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