He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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