So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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