I want you more than these girls want KFC
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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