I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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