I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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