They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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