Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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