all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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