I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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