Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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