I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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