So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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