Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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