hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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