I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She bit a glass in half.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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