who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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