can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
