You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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