Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Damn victory sex feels great
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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