Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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