is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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