I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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