none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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