He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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