Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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