I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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