Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Lo siento on account of my penis...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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