she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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