I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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