We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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